Did you ever stop and wonder:
- Who the first person was to look at a cow and say,
“I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
- Who the first person was to say,
“See that chicken there...I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's a**.”
- Why toasters always have a setting so high that it burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but they do not point to their butts when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why your gynecologist leaves the room when you get undressed if he/she is going to look right up there anyway?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- Why the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
- Who the first person was to decide to pick a brussel sprout (which looks odd), boil it (which smells even worse than it looks),
and then (the best of all) to put it in his mouth and eat the stinky thing?
- Why a dog gets mad at you when you blow in its face, but when you take it on a car ride,
it sticks his head out the window?
